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Wednesday
29th October 2008 Good winds and uncrowded 3-4ft waves
all day gave punters some perfect conditions to get amongst it. With waves at
kongs, moneytrees and a few running further down the reef there was plenty for
everyone fortunate enough to be here... jamie Tuesday
28th October 2008 The swell decreased slightly today but
there was still some fun, uncrowded, 3-4ft waves breaking at kongs and through
to moneytrees. With good winds and minimal crowds it's got to be one of the best
places to be! Jamie Sunday
26th October 2008 Moneytrees was PUMPING this arvo! Perfect
5 to 6 foot running down the reef. Absolutely sheet glass and a few long tubes
to add to the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen. Jerad Saturday
25th October 2008 It finally picked up this afternoon so
we had absolutely sheet glass 4 to 5 foot waves running from kongs all the way
though moneys. With maybe 20 crew spread across the reef. What more can you ask
for? Jerad Friday 24th October 2008 Two
foot and perfect conditions. Everything is lining up nice for this next swell
coming in. Should be a really good money trees swell. Will let you all know how
it is. Jerad Thursday 23rd October 2008 Waves
a bit smaller today. Even a few longboards were pulled out of the shed. But still
perfect shape and low crowds. Not to mention we are paradise. Hot chicks are running
around everywhere. Some of us don't know what to do with ourselves. Jerad Wednesday
22nd October 2008 Still had fun 3 to 4 foot waves all day
with no signs of it getting any smaller. Few fish being caught and beers going
down to add to the fun surf. Until Besok. Jerad Tuesday
21st October 2008 G Land was pretty small today but still
had 3 footers up at kongs. If there was waves anywhere today it was here. Other
than that it was a good relaxing day in the jungle. Waiting for the swell that's
on the way. Also, Guests Dillan and Cristine are now newly engaged today, Congratulations! Jerad Monday
20th October 2008 Waves got about as small as they get
here in g land today. About 2 to 3 foot up at kongs then smaller the farther down
the reef. A few guest still had a go and came back with smiles on their faces
anyway. Others opted for the jungle tour down to the look out tower to see wild
buffalo, deer, and angry monkeys that tried to attack us on the drive down there.
All in all it made for another good day in the jungle. Jerad Sunday
19th October 2008 Wow! Cant believe we had another day
of speed reef. Only small 2 to 3 foot but absolutely perfect! Perfect conditions
all day with extremely minor crowds. Up the reef had a bit more pulse with solid
4 footers from Kongs down to money trees. Another day in paradise. Jerad Sat
18th October 2008 Swell dropped a bit more today but still
solid 4 foot up at kongs. Wind was good all day making for very happy campers
considering the lack of people in the line up. Uncroweded G Land usually has this
effect on people. Untill tomorrow. Oh and mozzies are kickin in so bring your
repelent. Jerad Friday
17th October 2008 What a day of surf! Swell dropped but
the wind kicked in early to give us a day of 4 foot perfection from the top of
the reef at kongs all the down to the launching pad with epic 2 to 3 foot pipes
at speed reef!!! Other than a few minor jelly fish casualties, what a great day.
Cant ask for much more than that! Jerad Thursday
16th October 2008 Swell Kicked in today with some more
launching pad and speed reef. Solid 6 foot sets kept the frothers happy for most
of the day. Plenty of barrel talk at the dinner table to last for years. There
was even a few waves on the fang at low tide this arvo. Hopefully it sticks around
for a few more days. Until tomorrow. Jerad Wednesday
15th October 2008 Perfect conditions were there to greet
a few long time speed reef die hards with some 8ft pad sets reeling into the cobra.
Surf legend Scardy figures it should be all time tomorrow. Tim
aka "the bul" Kalke Monday
13th October 2008 Not a bad day to arrive. Uncrowded 3
to 4 foot all the way down the point. Wind was up early and the sun out all day.
Hopefully the swell forecasts is right and tomorrow we get more swell. All the
guests are happy campers either way when there is now crowds. And
reef models are pouring us ice cold bintang!!! Jerad Saturday
11 October 2008 Another great day of waves, a bit small
around the 3 feet mark,but excellent shape and mellow crowds.Great wind all day.
Not much to talk about after a lonely day surfing. Wow, look
is that a happy camper! Matt Friday
10 October 20008 4 feet super fun low crowds. Wow,look
is that a gecko! Matt Thursday
9 October 2008 Seemed like someone forgot to turn the wave
machine off. Today was again 4 foot and pumping, with all sections keen to prove
there salt. Offshores kicked in early which as always is a god send spreading
the crowd throughout the day. They were a few sore heads after Bintang abuse,with
all thinking the swell was on the way out but its still there so all you workers
keep those prayers coming! Wow,look is that a ranga wearing
a komodo! Matt Wednesday
8 October 2008 Waves were pumping today, 4 to 5 feet money
tree.With 40 guys out and 30 without bottom turn capability, it made for amazing
forward rolls.You know when i was a kid, me all my mates would surf the shore
dumpers and watch all the older guys ride the real waves only because we were
not ready for that.Once we thought we were good enough we ventured out the back.On
arrival we were burnt abused and ridiculed,but we were part of it and slowly you
got accepted after proving one skills.I am sure its the same elsewhere.Talking
to the older guys who have been coming here for 30 years,it was the same here.
Times they are a changing, a little respect towards others goes along way. Wow,
look was that another wave be wasted! Todays sermon by Matt Tuesday
7October 2008 Wow, we all woke to bucketing rain.The type
that brings those lovely little flying assasins to life.Mozzie nets will be down
tonight.Tha swell on the other hand was still there with some 4 to the ocassional
5 feet waves albeit the wind was a bit suss(OFFSHORE FOR HALF HOUR) then no wind
at all.Crowded we are not with other 70 people leaving all camps today, so the
vibe is super relaxed, with all loving the serenity.Just talked to Tyson Keogh
who is in Bali and he mentioned the streets are flooded.So who knows what tomorrow
will bring. Can all you working folks out there, please say a prayer for us holidaying
types. Nothing major all we want is clear skys and offshore winds,thanks yall. Wow,look
is that a mozzie! Matt Monday
6 October 2008 Great start for the working week with waves
in the 4 to 6 foot range.Tha diligent workers who clocked on early scored with
a early offshore and minimal co workers.The second shift also scored with a pad
session and the odd speed reef treat.Then came the hard working overtime crew,
which their was a few being there last day.Once again they were greating with
some cooking Moneytrees.At the end of their working week and not a dime in their
pockets, they all could not be happier, all putting in their resumes for the next
stint they can get out here for.Beers are flowing once again and you know what
they say"Add a few beers and all stories become reality" Looking forward
to the next shift. Wow,look is a grown man crying cause he
missed work! Stay sane feel da pain,Matt Sunday
5 October 2008 Holy dooly,game on! With 8 feet pad as the
arena,all players were well and truly getting stimulated today.Some great waves
were ridden wuth Kiwi J-rod getting some seck pids and the young Brazzo boys also
scoring. Speed reef got the last laugh with a few guest needing to be cobbled
back together.Nothing major just stiches.As they say if you play, you must pay!
Or was that no money no honey? Ah,what ever!Beers are being downed, waves within
todays stories have already grown 2 feet.Gotta love the jungle life! Wow,look
is that someone pulling back! Matt Saturday
4 October 2008 3 Feet boring and peaky just like a beach
break at home.Brain stimulation ran a sad second best as one can tell by this
report...Over Matt Wow, look is that a
new guest! Friday 3 October 2008 The
day started off slower than a fully grown man who still persists on riding body
boards.As the morning reached puberty a few little bumps appeared on the chest
of the reef and the G-land men started to arise from their slumber.All surfers
were stoked and pleasantly surprised with 3 feet peelers spread out all over the
place like a mad woman's faeces.With promising signs for tomorrow we will sleep
with anticapation. On a sad note the great grey bear goes back into hibernation,
it was a pleasure to surf with you Mr McCabe! I am sure he will return, well rested
and ready to feast on the jungle again. Wow, look is that an
armadillo! Matt Thursday
2 October 2008 Another small day on the wave front,but
with perfect conditions it was enjoyed by all.Speed reef had some perfect 2 foot
waves being enjoyed by a core group of G-land legends.Bummer george was on fire
on his 9'6. Jim beam broke 2 leashes and nearly saw the bright light on his way
to virgin heaven.Big Tim all so nailed some bewdys before the yellow floating
kook magnet drifted into play sending all stalwarts into the jungle.Swell is not
looking good for tomorrow but better for Saturday.Stay tuned! Wow,
look is that a beer drinking dingo! Shot Bru Matt Wednesday
1 October 2008 Well the trekking had to wait,Bummer! Today
the hot doggers of the camps had there chance to strut there small wave prowess
and there above the lip shinnanaggins.With perfect 2 to 3 feet waves breaking
on all sections at there scheduled times.The froth levels were running high and
the sticker count at a all time high. Swell was on the increase on dusk, tides
are still good for the next few days, so stay tuned for more Jungle camp reports. Wow,
look its a Blue Kingfisher! Matt Tuesday
30th September 2008 Righto folks, just so you all know,
i am not man a who would lie to you all.Today was 2 feet offshore and about as
boring as watching people play aussie rules(QLD joke),but strangely enough some
of the punters loved it.Looking great for jungle trekking or liquid abuse tomorrow
as seeing next swell is 3 days away.Stay tuned for non surfing action.Wow! Look
its a monkey! Mattt Monday
29th September 2008 As we awoke there was a strange feeling
about camp, it seemed chaos could be soon upon us.The creepy strong feelings became
stronger as lunch approached.Without the offshore and the detached and deranged
doctor about to set sail, all hell could break loose.With 3 to 4 feet waves and
no knowledgable folk around, except for the Kiwis the camps were in deep doo doo!
Prayer for us Matt and da boys Sunday
28th September 2008 News reports just coming in from South
East Java, a space ship has crashed deep into a remote jungle. This area is normally
frequented by, competent , respectful surfers . Spaceship reportedly from the
Planet Gumby , and was noted to have expelled it's contents over a pristine reef
renowned for it's perfect barrells . ABC Australia and Zig Zag magazine ( South
Africa ) Which have verified with local custodians that the ship was well and
truly full of GUMBIES !!!!, but they also said that the waves were 5-6ft and perfect
Moneytrees . So , keep your eyes toward the sky , because this spaceship could
be coming to a surfspot near you . We have also noticed that the Magicseaweed
web-report is being beamed down from the spaceship . Dibell
and Dr Phil Saturday 27th September
2008 On the 32nd anniversary to the day that this place
G-land was discovered she started to throw an orgy and everyone happily devoured
her suculent tubes, which she presented on sunrise with a 15 knot offshore and
5-6ft waves . There was a frothy atmosphere in the water and some new funny characters
, starting off with the Human Luge powering along the faces without letting go
of either rail from take off to end . He was easily recognised with his full sun
suit on . Anyone who knows Harry the Bondi rescue guy , will know all about this
suit . Beware , one could be coming to a beach near you .Even The Italian Warrior
who was attacking Tiger Tracks with venom , and a slight scent of garlic , discovered
that the T.Track is not exactly all pussy , after she bit back and tore some flesh
off the mighty Warrior bulbous calf . With an increase in swell on dark , stay
tuned , because The Dreaded Speed Reef could be absolutely cooking on the morrow
. Dibell and Dr Phil Friday
26th September 2008 Roll up , roll up !! the circus has
come to town , but , the only problem being they brought the onshore and the rain
for half the day . G-land being the big circus tent she is created a 3 ft crisp
performing platform for the multi-talented surfing acrobats . It was a pleasure
to see " The Man " ....Peter Mc Cabe , who was out there doing his thing
amongst the circus clowns , still , with a smile on his dial which is inspirational
seeing as he used to have it to himself and a core bunch of legends .Good onya
Pete !! . Swell seemed to be on the increase on dark .......stay tuned for all
the carnage and frivolaties . Dibell and Dr Phil Thursday
25th September 2008 Thursday rolled around with hazy heads
which suited the very hazy conditions . When we all just about givin up on the
previous nights ritual , the wind kicked in at high noon , and the shootout was
on !!Gunslingers started appearing out of the bush with all guns blazing , with
a steely look of determination in their eyes that would have made Clint Eastwood
cringe !!( And Bummer George smile ) The afternoon provided 4-5ft peelers , reeling
down the line , for any cowboy worth his weight in salt . Adios amigos and hang
em high ! Dibell and Dr Phil Wednesday
24 September 2008 Today was a acrobatic Kongs session
where we were swinging from wave limb to wave limb . A few lucky monkeys scored
the bananas , but most baboons ended up with sunburnt bottoms !!It was mostly
around the 3ft mark , but , super -fun . There was a late nite sacrificial burning
session , and bizzare wave beckoning ritual which involved forward rolls into
sharp rocks . ( Thanks Kookie ) . Signing off and waiting for the ritual to pay
off . Dibell and Dr Phil . Tuesday
23nd september 2008 Prayers have been answered , 5-6ft
perfect offshore drainpipes which had all punters frothing out of thier minds
.On hand to witness the days efforts was one of the Olympic selectors for the
6ft diving team . Albeit he was very impressed with their bravado , he could not
see any future champs due to some serious lack of basic coordination skills .We
wont go into their gluttinous " I need every wave attitude " , but ,
there were still plenty of waves and some very scary but strange wildlife activities
. Monkeys stealing possesions , including Nathan Rose's Solar resin .Now we expect
to see monkeys with fixed grins on their dials !Just on dusk we saw this cute
little squirrel being chased by a rabid hyena . Reports from people in the budget
accomodation " The Squirrel did not fare well " and the hyena got the
last laugh . Dibell and Dr Phil . Monday
22st September 2008 Today we were greeted with 6-8ft waves,
but denied the coveted trade winds and hence the conditions were not as superb
as usual. Without the wind the waves were rather sectiony and this resulted in
many broken boards and one very happy Jim Beam ( Board/Ding Technition ). Everyone
say a prayer for us poor folk out here surfing the 200m rolling lefts .....instead
of the thundering barrels we are getting accustomed too !! Amen
.....Dibell and Dr Phil . Sunday 21th September
2008 Twas a hazy morning with 3 foot waves, which built
consistently throughout the day to solid 6ft Moneytrees sesstion later. This kept
all campers own thier toes. Added to the mix was a heavy dose of pheromones flowing
down from the plethora of surf-babes located all over the reef like sea urchins. Dibell
and Dr Phil Saturday 20th September Fun
day on all sections of the reef. Swell size around the three foot mark. A
real good day for the female contingent, making a beautiful lineup even more memorable
.With the pulse of swell arriving on the morrow, beers were drank in anticipation.
Dibell and Dr Phil Frida1 9th September
Three to Four foot hotdogging sections up at Kongs being well
and truly taken apart by Margs Legend Neil Wakkett. Also on hand was the editor
of Zig Zag Magazine, Will Bendix putting a solid show in and not being outshone
by his young team of professional rippers. It was a day of fun waves and even
funnier names !! Dibell Thursday18 September
2008 Another epic day of waves were had with waves in the 4 to 5 feet range.Speed
reef once again stole the show with some mind blowimg tubes.For the super keen
moneys on dusk produced the goods for the 5 or 6 surfers out there.All i can say
is that the last week has been cooking,with more swell on the horizon thing are
looking great,stayed tuned. Dibell Wendsday
17 september 2008 picture perfect day here in the jungle,
with smoking speed reef and campers with blown minds...Solid 6 to8 feet and firing.Stayed
tuned for more tails of carnage. Dibell Tuesday,
16th September 2008 Today was another truely magic day.
If only we had a dollar for every surfer that said that they received the best
wave of thier life we could buy the evreyone in one in the world a beer or two! WE
ALL LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!! A Grade two days !! Dibble
- Tube sizer Monday, 15th September 2008 Come
Monday it was an exciting day to get back to work, nice 6ft waves building into
8-10 ft monsters exploding into bulbous barrells through speedies. These
were enjoyed by many but painfully mistakinly ridden by some who payed the ultimate
price which was only minor for the frills that one can receive. Till
another day! Claims coming from the surf to the bar!! Dibble Sunday,
14th September 2008 4-5ft and smoking waves the whole reef
all day long !! making for happy campers!! more tommorrow!! Dibble Saturday,
13 September 2008 4ft all sections of g-land was working
today !! enough to keep all the punters going and excited for more action !! Dibble Friday,
12 September 2008 Today started off with Speed Reef providing
some tunnels for the early risers and then as the tide dropped Money Trees started
doing its thing with flawless 4ft pipes. Needless to say the 3 day trippers who
are leaving tommorrow have smiles on their faces that could not be removed with
a sledge hammer. Signing off from the land of hi fives and hand jives. Dibble Thursday,
11 September 2008 Smaller again today, still fun waves
up and Kongs and Money Trees, a good day to relax and chill out with plenty of
good waves in sight. Dibble Wednesday,
10 September 2008 The swell dropped slightly today as expected,
there was still good waves from Kongs all the way down Money Trees. Tiger Tracks
also had fun waves for the crew who ventured down that park of the National Park. Good
buzz in camp at them moment, everyone is amped to be here!! Dibble Tuesday,
9 September 2008 Well Folks I made it !! watching and listening
to my mates all year telling me how good the waves are over here... no its my
turn!!! 4-6 ft Money Trees today!! epic waves all day!! some
of the campers calling the best waves of their life. A few broken boards and a
few dented ego's. The best thing about Money Trees at this size it breaks all
day !! More waves coming !! Dibble Monday,
8 September 2008 Finally waves increased today, solid 5ft
sets with the occasional big ones coming through. Seemed like every set someone
got a great tube ride. Mick Sunday, 7
September 2008 Small waves today flat here, flat everywhere
in Indo. Mick Saturday, 6 September 2008 Today
was a great day for checking out the sites around Gland. Ronaldo and Bobo took
most of our guest out into the national park where they explored the caves, the
hindu temple and the viewing platform where they saw buffalos, peacocks, wild
pigs, deers and the antelopes. The rest of the guest surfed
1-2ft waves up at Kongs or relaxed around the camp. Looks like the swell will
start up again in a couple of days. Mick Friday,
5 September 2008 Speedies was only 2ft but what the surf
lacked in size it made up for in perfection. The waves were enjoyed by only a
handful of surfers as most the guest were surfed out from the last few days of
surf. Mick Thursday, 4 September 2008 Swell
dropped a little smaller today, 2ft waves were being ridden up at kongs with the
new guest enjoying uncrowded little waves. A great day to take a nature walk and
check out some of the wild life here in the jungle. Mick Wednesday,
3 September 2008 2-3ft waves breaking out at Kongs with
the small crowd enjoying long rides. Couple of surfers snuck down to Speedies
on the high tide and scored uncrowded head high surf. Another perfect beach day,
everyones worn out! Mick Tuesday, 2 September
2008 Perfect 4-5ft Speedies on the high tide and good Money
Trees in the afternoon. Jerad got uncrowded barrels all on his own at Tiger Tracks.
He is the new master of Tiger Tracks!!! Beware of the new JUNGLE
TIGER JERAD!!! Mick Monday, 1 September
2008 First day of September had produced pumping waves.
Speedies and Money Trees were epic with super clean waves up to 6ft reeling down
the reef. There was plently juice in the swell, one of our brazilan guest broke
his board into 3 pieces. 20/20s had some nice head high waves in the afternoon
with just a few people out. Good start to September!!! Mick 
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